gotta love tampons

this morning i woke from my slumber with a bloody nose. i ran to the bathroom where i grabbed a tissue and began waiting for it to stop. being completely exhausted i wanted to go curl up in my bed again so i remembered the brilliant show "she's the man" and decided to follow their example and put a tampon in my nose. oh how i am grateful for tampons being able to be used for nose bleeds. the great joys of life.